Where a Kid Can Be a Kid

I don't like to rip off others' blogs, but this Pope made a nice discovery.

Oh how I miss my youth spent at Showbiz Pizza Place with Billy Bob and the rest of the Rockafire gang. Why, oh why did the evil cousin Chuck E. Cheese overthrow this great haven for the children??

Anyway, I came upon this local blogger that came upon a YouTuber that apparently owns the old animatronics from ShowBiz and programs them to new music. Fantastico!

The Beatles' "Free As a Bird"

Oasis' "Champagne Supernova"

"Ms. New Booty" and more vids to select from...

-An interesting history of ShowBiz and the Rockafire Explosion on WikiPedia.

-YouTube user Chris Thrash's full selection of videos.

Dirty Work

On a recent walk in the park with my wife and dogter, Sadie, something interesting occurred that I must share.

Just as with any other walk, Sadie had to make her BM. We waited by patiently as she made her waste and I proceeded to pick it up, like a good citizen. Sadie began walking strangely, like a dog does when it has some poo that wouldn't come off. Sometimes this is followed by the dog doing a fun trick in which it sits and uses its front paws to drag its butt across the most handy surface, which sometimes is the carpet.

Sadie doesn't really do that though. She just walk funny with her back legs squatting like she's being held down by a substantial weight in the rear.

I must note that more often than not with our dogter, it isn't poo on her butt, but my wife's long blonde hair that are hanging halfway out of Sadie's rear. And yes, sometimes I put a plastic bag over my hand to pull them out.

This time though, the wife noticed that something was hanging. I did my fatherly duty and used my protected hand to pull at what most likely was hair. The problem is that it kept flowing out. When I had removed the entire item, we realized just what it was. It was a giant spaghetti noodle coated in poo particles. And to Sadie's relief, I had removed it from her butt hole.

Buy a Badonkadonk

Times are a bit too busy for blogging, what with the being married and servicing so much retail, but I'm trying my best to put finger to the key.

Anyway, I was bored and browsing Amazon earlier today. It's amazing what folks get away with, but still very amusing. Check out this tank someone's selling. A real Badonkadonk tank for $20K, or is it?! I really enjoyed the comments below the description.

You too can find bizzare items for sale (?) on Amazon, like this inflatable party sheep. I wonder how many usable orifices it has, or if that's the kind of gag sheep it is.

A nice throwback item is the family size pack of stink bombs. There's nothing better than strategically placing those around the office or at school. I never did it though, because I was poultry dung as a child.

Glancing at some of these items led me to this Amazon user's guide, which has links to more listings that got through the cracks, like pennies and nickels from 2003. He also lists my favorite real item, Anti-Monkey Butt Powder.

Feel free to comment with more links if you find them.